Signature Blends

These flock favorites hit harder than your alarm and taste better than your bad decisions. They won’t fix your life, your love life, or whatever that was last night... but they’ll keep you from screaming into a pillow before 9 a.m. And honestly, that’s progress.

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Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
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Whiskey Business (Bourbon Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
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Wrong Hole (Donut Shop) - Rising Cock Coffee
Wrong Hole (Donut Shop) Sale price$22.00
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Caffeine Climax (Extra Caffeine) - Rising Cock Coffee
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Save A Horse (Cowboy Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
Dark Roast | 12oz
Naughty Noir (French Roast) - Rising Cock Coffee
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Bahama Mama (Sunset Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
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Half Cocked (Half-Caff Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
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Not Tonight (Decaf Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
Not Tonight (Decaf Blend) Sale price$22.00